Jeux de mots en anglais...

" 10 YEARS AGO, WE HAD STEVE JOBS,
BOB HOPE, AND JOHNNY CASH.

NOW WE HAVE NO JOBS, NO HOPE AND NO CASH"


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Traduction pour les non-anglophones et les plus jeunes qui ne connaissent pas ces personnages américains.

" Il y a dix ans nous avions STEVE JOBS ( APPLE )
BOB HOPE ( Acteur et humoriste) et JOHNNY CASH ( Chanteur)
Maintenant nous n'avons plus de TRAVAIL, plus d'ESPOIR et plus d'ARGENT"

Woman, without her man, is nothing.
Woman! Without her, man is nothing.

Doc Bernie a écrit:Woman, without her man, is nothing.
Woman! Without her, man is nothing.

Nice.

English for beginners: "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?"

Advanced English: "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?"

English for experts: "Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch - who wishes to be a switched swiss witch - wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?"

God bless You

Et pour les plus nuls parmis les nuls :

Can Jerry have a bicycle ?

Yes jerrican

(I now, i go out )

Une Rolls s'arrête devant un champ où un paysan charge son foin sur un char. Le propriétaire de la Rolls descend et entame la discussion.

A un moment le paysan demande :

- why are you so rich ?

- because I work for Cunnard !

- me too I work forking hard